how to have a white trash bbq

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courtesy of kat and toni:

• domestic beers only, no imports
  • e.g budwiser, coors, olde english, miller, boxed wine
  • cans only, no bottles
• attire: wifebeaters, light jeans, frayed ends, flip flops, cowboy boots, advertisements for amurrrica, flag pins
• set off fireworks on your street
• for one day enjoy being the arrogant disgusting pigs that the rest of the world thinks we are

God bless America